Snowstorms and Sword Fighting

So, my branch of Super Big Bank is attached (inside) to Pretty Big Grocery Store(shortened to PBGS), and love to people watch. Also, I rarely have anything better to do. The other day I watched an adorable little boy, maybe five or six, trailing around after a man, whom I'm not quite sure was his father, or his grandfather.  I actually don't even think the relation was that important. I'm always kinda struck into 0.0 --cute baby mode whenever I see kids doing the whole baby duckling thing, where they just do whatever their leader does. But as these two are going around, doing their shopping, I noticed the little boy was making (rather loud) shink, shink noises. You know those noises. They're the sword fighting noises. Also known as, super awesome imagination noises. But where was the invisible sword? Lol this kid, with his brilliant mind, had two water bottles in his hands, and was fighting himself!
And, since good ol' Colorado had a great big snowstorm coming in (it actually has hit already. seriously, we even canceled church.) everyone was rushing around, stocking up so they wouldn't have to leave their cozy, warm houses once they got snowed in. And I must say, it is completely intriguing what people buy last minute! There are the logical ones--who buy tons of toilet paper and water jugs, and then there are ones that can't pick what they want and finally just give up and get whatever's on sale. And why can't the weather people ever agree on a time?! As of the fact that a major part of my job is small-talk, i hear A LOT about the weather. Some people said it would start at 5pm, some said 2 in the morning, some said it wouldn't be that deep, some said it was going to be a few feet. It's hard to keep up with all the different hearsay! But, as of the fact I'm watching it now, all I can think is: "I really don't care how this started... I just want it to go away..." Because, from what i can understand, unless they call you and say, don't come in (which NEVER happens) I have to get my icy tush up those snowy roads and into my teller seat by tomorrow morning. No snow day for me. :(