Y'know when you walk into a bank and there is sometimes this employee standing awkwardly in the lobby? You try to avoid I contact...step around...but they've seen you. And POUNCE! Cornered. The start shaking your hand (seriously, what is with that?) and you just want to pull away, but their chipper chirping is all in your face and their all like, "Hello! How can I help YOU today?!" And you just want to push them away and say something more like, "You can help me by getting away from me..." But you don't, because we all know that's totally rude.
Well, guess who got to do that her first week? This chick! Apparently, its called "Lobby Leading" because you're supposed to lead them to the open teller window. But honestly, it weirded me out! Seriously, we smother our customers from the second they walk in the door. But maybe I'm just a super introverted person who is desperately afraid of people she doesn't know.
Anyways, I'm standing there, with a big fat grin plastered to my face for two hours, when suddenly....my cheeks start to ache. Like, a lot. And so I relaxed my facial muscles when suddenly...I think of Toy Story 2. If you haven't seen the funny little bloopers reel at the end of the credits, GO WATCH IT! Tour-Guide Barbie stands there waving going, "Buh-bye, bye-bye now! Buh bye...Are they gone?" Smile ceases, "Ugh. My cheeks are KILLING ME!" At this point, in my head, I'm all like, "HI! I"M FREAKING TOUR GUIDE BARBIE!!!" And I start to laugh, like a nut-job that just got out of the psych ward. Which makes me smile, but then my cheeks hurt, which makes me smile more. Vicious cycle, really.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAYoiCrYvAU <---- also this is the part.
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